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Old 05-13-2011, 07:57 AM
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Why is she stripping?
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I mean is she an undercover cop in a sting operation? If so then yes.

Is she doing it to pay her way through med school? Then yes.

Is she really really hot? Yes.

Is she a woman with a pulse? Then yes again.
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Does she have the body of a goddess?
She poppin'? She rollin?
I'm N Luv w a Stripper.
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Is she a part time stripper? And does she do hair?
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I mean is she an undercover cop in a sting operation? If so then yes.

Is she doing it to pay her way through med school? Then yes.

Is she really really hot? Yes.

Is she a woman with a pulse? Then yes again.
No.

Not med school, but school.

Yes.

I believe so, although I am not 100% sure since I haven't taken her pulse. She could be a zombie.





Also, no. I did not meet her at the strip club. I've actually never been there. To that club, I mean. I've been to plenty of strip clubs.
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Does she have the body of a goddess?
She poppin'? She rollin?
I'm N Luv w a Stripper.
Yes.

I don't understand the next two questions.

Cool.
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I would, but only if she wasn't a VIP room stripper. The stripping in front of other men wouldn't bother me, but performing any sort of contact services would probably be too much for me.
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Oh, and if she's stripping, she should be able to afford to keep her car maintained, so she'd have that going for her.
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