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Old 08-06-2011, 10:38 PM
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I know I can be a little proactive sometimes and for that I'm sorry.

“Itchy and Scratchy are laborers in Poochie's gold mine. Poochie sits on a velvet throne surrounded by bags of money. He drinks champagne as he whips Itchy and Scratchy and lectures them on the value of hard work in a capitalist society. Finally, Itchy and Scratchy get fed up and plan their revenge. They decide Scratchy will present a fake money bag to Poochie. Itchy will secretly be hiding in the bag. When Poochie raises the bag to inhale the sweet smell of money, Itchy will jab him in the nose with a syringe of poison. Itchy gets in the bag and Scratchy presents it to Poochie, but the plan backfires because Poochie is offended by how small the money bag is. To demonstrate how worthless it is to him, he sets it on fire and uses it to light his cigar. Itchy's flaming skeleton falls out of the burning bag, and the syringe lands on Scratchy's toe and kills him, too. Poochie says, "Oh, well, I can always use my millions of dollars to hire more workers. That's the power of money." The end.[9]"

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Old 08-06-2011, 10:39 PM
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Old 08-06-2011, 10:42 PM
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That's Itchy
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Here's Scratchy
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Old 08-06-2011, 10:44 PM
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And finally, here's Poochie.

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Old 08-06-2011, 10:45 PM
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Love the:

fanny pack over his crotch

and the fact that hitchhiking is versus owning your own vehicle.

Very trendy Poochie!
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And here's Binky

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