Signs of a Bad Dive Bar

[Keep It Real, Yo]

You are at least 10 miles from the closest college campus and Natty Light is on tap.

The lady serving can only remember that Natty Light and Bud Light are on tap... making you think those are the only two anyone ever orders

[Jim Luther Davis]

sounds more like a sign of a shithole.

[remilard]

Remind me not to move to the NE.

West Coast Dive Bar:

Pliny the Elder pitcher specials and a good 2 mm of urine on the bathroom floor.

[notreallyme]

They sell pickled something.

Non streaming juke box, bonus points for no music since 1990.

Dive bar <> bad bar

[Keep It Real, Yo]

Every dude is older than 60

If there was a woman, chances are she'd be as well

[Father Mahoney]

there's a snack vending machine in place of a menu.

[Father Mahoney]

they serve pints in plastic cups....even on an empty weeknight!

[Father Mahoney]

they have some early 20s girl on staff who walks around half naked trying to get you to buy a shot or some other stupid alcohol product.

[crabber]

The urinal is an upside down gallon milk jug with the bottom cut off, and the opening is attached to a length of black dishwasher hose with a hose clamp.

[yoyo]

the place is full of hobo looking old guys on a saturday morning, watching cartoons