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Old 10-14-2011, 02:20 PM
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I meant newborns.
New borns are easy. It's between ages six months and three years that suck up most of one's "discretionary time". But the trade off for what's generally gained between ages 7 and 17 are usually worth it.
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I always hate it when people make life choices I personally would have made. If they were smart, they'd be more like me.


So . . . are you wanting people to be more like you? Or that you're in a happier state of mind when you're hating?
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I think you're missing a real panty wetting opportunity here. Babies are better than puppies for getting you laid. All you have to do is hold her and chicks will come up to you. Then you just have to lie and say how much you wished you had one of these lovely creatures but you haven't been able to find the right woman yet. blah, blah, blah... 20 minutes later, you should be having sex with the woman you were talking to.
Just added a little clarity to your post.

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DJZ is just pissed because his BFF now has definitive proof that he got laid and not some fisherman's tale.
Technically it's only definitive proof that the wife got laid.
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It's going to be tough seeing a guy I used to do awesome totally hetero dude things with post a facebook album of him holding a newborn. I need to drink. More.
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Technically it's only definitive proof that the wife got laid.
True . . . but I'll bet that she's telling everyone who asks who the father is.
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Also, I don't think you know inconceivable BFF means.
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I always hate it when people make life choices I personally would have made. If they were smart, they'd be more like me.
So close...yet so far away.

Good try though.
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I still feel a faint pulse. Oh wait, he just went apple picking.
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Anyway, your man card took a debit with your use of BFF.
Also, his logic card. If this guy was his BFF, he's still his BFF, by definition. That's why there's a second "F" in that abbreviation.
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