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Old 10-15-2011, 10:01 PM
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Default What shall I tell them?

I'm going out there -- they're not doing it right.

I'm going to do some of this



but I'm not always a good communicator.

I want to rally the donkeys, the jack sheeple asses, show them pictures of China





Help me flesh out Sheba's message, we must dull it down for non publically educated, and he has me on ignore:

DONKEYS!!! Lend meeyore ears! hhahahahaomg
We are in the middle of the most unprecedented transfer of wealth in history!
<missing part here>

Rickson's message
Jack Sheeple ASSES! Yes that's the same as donkeys! Prick up your big ears. It's serious. You are being ****ed royally in the ass and need you to speak up with your stories of being ****ed in the ass -- do not spare a single detail. don't all speak at once, see me later if necessary. Or e-mail.
<missing part here>

Jim: Well Mister President, it's the bees and spiders again!!!
<etc.>

whisper: Let's take another look at the constitution, shall we
< I can't even begin here, out of my element...>

2pac:
Why can't I say semi-truck?
<calling 2pac, 2pac please post>

oirg.org:
brief measured informed comment
<broadcast yourself some more>

Listeria:
Protect me from myself, and the produce fro me!
<ideas accepted>

Uma:
Troops HOME! Beets in the cellar!
<please chime in>


Guerrilla Poster:
Get the h out of Manhattan! Goldman Sachs isn't even here, they are the ones you want, idiots!
<broadcast yourself>



HELP!

What do they need to do? Where do they need to go? The opportunity will be over with the first frost, speak now or forever regret not doing so. (because the AO will save the world...)
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Old 10-15-2011, 10:04 PM
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Make sure to ramble incoherently but intelligently.
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Old 10-15-2011, 10:07 PM
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Old 10-15-2011, 10:09 PM
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DONKEYS!!! Lend meeyore ears!
You already had me here. You have been on fire lately, and in a good way.
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Old 10-15-2011, 10:58 PM
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TTIWWNLP
I was pretty young here

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Talk about on fire.
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it was my nanny state days

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Old 10-16-2011, 12:13 AM
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Old 10-17-2011, 10:06 AM
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Come on, 2pac. The protestors.

So much is wrong. What would YOU want them to be saying or doing?
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unfunnylisteria?
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