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Old 11-06-2011, 08:16 PM
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Default Calling in Sick to Work Dichotomy

If you don't call in sick:

"ugh, here comes HJ again, coming to work sick! Just stay home if you're sick, you bad person!"

If you Do call in sick:

"ugh, HJ is calling in sick again, what a bad person."

Working from home was taken away from us, so the one thing where I could 1) be productive and 2) not infect people was taken away foolishly.
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Old 11-06-2011, 08:20 PM
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Go to work sick.
Get annoying coworkers sick.
Take half day.
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Old 11-06-2011, 08:32 PM
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Calling in sick always sounds so bad but people never actually care.
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so sex and vodka got you sick?

someone leave cold virus on your rowing machine or something?
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Hugh Jass, call in "craven and sick." Then your boss will know you are an AO person.
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how about just cravin'?
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so sex and vodka got you sick?

someone leave cold virus on your rowing machine or something?
no, my daughter got me sick.
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yeah HJ daughter left some pathogen on the seat which got on your wife yesterday when her knees were on the seat then you got that on your lips and then you got sick


I know how this goes.
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I'll be at work tomorrow. Talking smack on Hugh.
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