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Old 11-30-2011, 02:49 PM
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He's an alpha male. He rode a bus from Phoenix to Milwaukee. Had sex for like two days straight. The cops show up, he's been stabbed 300 times and he's just like, "I think you're looking for me." That's nonchalant to a whole new level.
The power of Satan inhabits him.
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Those chicks will be FUN in prison....
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Old 11-30-2011, 02:54 PM
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This is the WTF part right?

the 18-year-old victim met Chandler online and traveled by bus from Phoenix to Milwaukee to meet her
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He's an alpha male. He rode a bus from Phoenix to Milwaukee. Had sex for like two days straight. The cops show up, he's been stabbed 300 times and he's just like, "I think you're looking for me." That's nonchalant to a whole new level.
He didn't say that, one of the women did.
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The best part is that the guy says 100% of the sex was consensual. Which means that even as they were stabbing him 300 times, he was still into the sex. He was willing to forgive the stabbing if they'd give it up and just go with some non-bloody sex.
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He didn't say that, one of the women did.
Welll I'll be a monkey's uncle! I read it the wrong way too.
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For 18 year old me, it would depend how deep the stabs, whether the stabs are in the same spot (one scar) or 300 different spots, and whether blood was being drawn (scraping the skin or breaking the skin). Is there a pic of the wounds?
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And also whether the "chicks" look like chicks.



Chandler on the left. Larrabee on the right.
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How do you get stabbed 300 times, have sex for 2 days straight, and still be able to walk to a payphone and call for help?
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How do you get stabbed 300 times, have sex for 2 days straight, and still be able to walk to a payphone and call for help?
Wait there are still payphones?
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