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What do they do? I figured it was people who gathered info on competitors. But that's wrong, apparently. Anyone know? Does your department have a BI team?
Thanks!
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I'm guessing it's where they put the executives' useless relatives whom they can't fire, but can't put in a position to actually do anything and damage the business.
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In another company that I'm familiar with but do not control, they are basically reporting people. You say "I want to count something", and they design a report that you can have on your desktop where if you double-click the icon, it produce the count of that something. Then they go on break.
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We don't have a department called that, or currently one that "does" that. But when we did, it was basically the (very smart) people, including a lot of actuaries who were designing the systems to capture data and design reports in ways that UWs and execs could really see what the company was doing.
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Did you say something?
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It's the department that does things like secretly keep track of who is taxing the healthcare costs for the company and who has complained about how things are done etc.
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They engage in a generic endorsement of baked goods.
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Apparently we have a BI department and they are purchasing a BI tool that I am just going to spooge myself over. When I asked what it does they told me a bunch of shit about reporting on stuff that I care nothing about.
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I wish i was on the BI team. and i could work from home
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I don't know but it is probably just as much an oxymoron as Military Intelligence.
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