Santa - make your kids believe?

[Santa Claus]

Originally Posted by bokiz333

Thanks Santa. But I've switched to solar. Much cleaner and environmentally friendly. But you wouldn't care about that would you, you coal dealin', sweatshop runnin', kid watching pedo, would ya now?

Not in the least. In which case, this will be coming your way...

Spoiler:

[Santa Claus]

Originally Posted by limabeanactuary

hey santa -- could you get me an iPad 3?

I assume you have great connections

I'm Santa Claus, not a miracle worker.

[mlschop]

Originally Posted by bokiz333

I'm not trolling btw. I explained why I think the way I do...you know, rationaly.

I'm referring to the kids gathering around your garbage because of your plethora of toys that you would throw away in near mint condition.

That's what deserved the

[Linus]

Originally Posted by Whiskey

that reminds me how my dad told me that the tentacle portion of the calamari was actually from a larger piece of meat that was carved to look lije an octopus.

it was very embarrassing when I was corrected at age 27 in a nice restaurant.

mmmmm, calamari...

[mlschop]

Okay..."I'm never lying to my kids" people...

Age 3...your kid asks where they came from. You telling them you had sex with their mother and explaining what sex is?

[Gentle Giant]

Originally Posted by Mog

finding out that santa isn't real is hardly devastating. finding out that you're adopted would be much worse, and kids still make it through that okay.

Are there still parents who keep that a secret?!?

Anyway, the only time I've heard of an adopted kid being "upset" when they found out about being adopted was on a sitcom. In real life, it's more like, "Oh, THAT explains a lot. So ... what do you know about my bio-parents?"

And of course, that only happens with parents who don't tell until they're older, which is quite rare these days.

[Whiskey]

Originally Posted by bokiz333

I'm not trolling btw. I explained why I think the way I do...you know, rationaly.

you think the way you for because you were raised that way. I know it is a shockingly simple answer, but it is the actual truth.

[Whiskey]

Originally Posted by Linus

mmmmm, calamari...

Dammit!!! I am still sorry about that!!

[bokiz333]

Originally Posted by mlschop

I'm referring to the kids gathering around your garbage because of your plethora of toys that you would throw away in near mint condition.

That's what deserved the

Hey it is what it is. Not sure why I got so much shit...I was the kinda kid that ended up playing with the box and batteries instead. Junk piles up, time to throw it out...other kids see that they're basically new toys...so they take them out of the box they're in. (intentially set NEXT to the trash bin, and not in)

[mlschop]

Originally Posted by bokiz333

Hey it is what it is. Not sure why I got so much shit...I was the kinda kid that ended up playing with the box and batteries instead. Junk piles up, time to throw it out...other kids see that they're basically new toys...so they take them out of the box they're in. (intentially set NEXT to the trash bin, and not in)

Again...