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Old 12-31-2011, 01:12 PM
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Default 2012: How to make a tremendous amount of money

Lets talk about ways to make humongous dollars in 2012. All ideas are welcome, but serious ideas get extra points.

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- play more lottery
- subscribe to entrepreneurial magazine
- look for investments - real assets and stocks - no mutual funds for me
- hone my card counting skills
- time the market
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I got a ton of pennies stashed away. I can probably buy all the penny stocks on Wall Street.
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OK you guys do me a favor you guys - serious ideas in black, non-serious in pink. Thank you guys.
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OK you guys do me a favor you guys - serious ideas in black, non-serious in pink. Thank you guys.
All kinds of crazies are into the 2012 apocalypse theory. I plan on seriously capitalizing on a non-serious idea.
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I dont think nobody is buying drugs from someone wearing glasses.
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There is likely an under developed market for selling drugs to professional young adults from non-threatening dealers.

Many young adults likely smoked weed during college, then go out into the world with few remaining easy connections.

You can be that guy SA. Glasses will only help.
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