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Old 02-02-2012, 03:45 PM
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So, the standard nowadays seems to be:

Send pictures by email around the office of the new baby (20 megs minimum)

Bring baby in within the first few months (linger for one hour minimum)

Why? Is it to prove that you had a baby? Think people might doubt it? Am I an ass for not wanting to go see your baby? I mean, that's great you made a baby, I don't really need all the status updates on it.
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Some lady walks up to me in the office and hands me her baby, says it's the cutest thing in the world

I THREW IT ON THE GROUND

I'M NOT PART OF THIS SYSTEM

Maaaaaaan, I'm the cutest thing in the world bitch, how cute's your floor baby now?
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I love seeing babies and showing mine off.
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At like 1 or 2 months, when they invariably first show up, is there really that much to show off? Hey, look, it's the race of you and your partner, way to go fidelity? Oh, and it's asleep again.
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At like 1 or 2 months, when they invariably first show up, is there really that much to show off? Hey, look, it's the race of you and your partner, way to go fidelity? Oh, and it's asleep again.
Irrelevant, new parents are in the business of collecting compliments. It's that simple.
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At like 1 or 2 months, when they invariably first show up, is there really that much to show off? Hey, look, it's the race of you and your partner, way to go fidelity? Oh, and it's asleep again.
They're soo teeny tiny! Totally adorbs.

I don't care if you ignore the baby if it's not your thing. Plenty of women around to admire the baby
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