Dear Hyundai Owners

[Chronus]

Originally Posted by Hugh Jass

I guess if you are an old man you might like that

It's much easier to have sex in a Lincoln Towncar than in a two seat Porsche with a stick shift.

[ShakeNBakes]

Originally Posted by asdfasdf

Are you arguing the BMW is better because it's more expensive? Price doesn't always determine value.

Originally Posted by Happy Skunk

No

so then, are you arguing the BMW is more expensive because it's better?

[ShakeNBakes]

Originally Posted by Chronus

It's much easier to have sex in a Lincoln Towncar than in a two seat Porsche with a stick shift.

OTOH, it's much easier to get a girl to have sex with you in a Porsche than a Lincoln Towncar. Just ask anny.

[The Cuddling Wingman]

Originally Posted by Hugh Jass

I guess if you are an old man you might like that

Originally Posted by Chronus

It's much easier to have sex in a Lincoln Towncar than in a two seat Porsche with a stick shift.

Especially nursing home ladies. You'd have a better chance in a Hyundai than a Porche if trying to get some sweet Grandma luvn.

[Happy Skunk]

Originally Posted by ShakeNBakes

so then, are you arguing the BMW is more expensive because it's better?

Correct.

And simply pointing out that some people think they are getting a BMW when the buy a Hyundai.

[Chronus]

Originally Posted by ShakeNBakes

OTOH, it's much easier to get a girl to have sex with you in a Porsche than a Lincoln Towncar. Just ask anny.

The real answer is to drive a big ass ford excursion, pull out the back seats and put in a mattress.

[oofta]

Originally Posted by Chronus

The real answer is to drive a big ass ford excursion, pull out the back seats and put in a mattress.

Headsplode

[Triweasel]

Originally Posted by Hugh Jass

I like German cars. They just seem to handle better and are so damn fun to drive.
That said, I could never afford a new one and the older ones require a lot of attention. If you know how to fix cars and like to, I'd go for the BMW.

My experience with japanese cars is that everything is just done so shittily with them. The interior, the clutch, the handling. Just terrible. They're like dixie cups, one use and then throw them away.

drive my s2000 and you will change your mind about the handling. that thing is on rails.

[campbell]

Originally Posted by Hugh Jass

I guess if you are an old man you might like that

If you're lucky, you may get to be an old man one day.

[Ranger]

Originally Posted by Hugh Jass

I can understand that.

I however, like to be able to blow by the idiots who were slowing me down while I'm in 3rd gear doing 70mph on my way to 4th and 80+mph. I love the thrill and how well the car hugs the road.

I had a BMW Z3 for 5 wonderful years. That car begged and pleaded to go fast. I'd be doing 60 mph at the bottom of the entrance ramp in 2nd gear, and not even close to redlining. I'd take it up to the mountains and really let it work its magic on a switch-back road. Those were some sweet, sweet times. I might have over paid when I bought the car, but when it came time to sell it, that joker overpaid me. I went through a bunch of expensive tires, but it was worth it. I love me a BMW.

Hyundai = barf