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Default Overheard a conversation today at Five Guys

Gals are mildly attractive, mid 20's.

Gal 1: Gal Y just broke up with BF, she is really bummed, yada yada

Gal 2: Hey, I have a friend, A, he has a great personality and is really successfull. He, is not so too bad looking, I will show you a picture

Gal 1: Not sure, how tall is he, she likes taller men

Gal 2: I don't know he is maybe 6 foot tall. But he has a great personality, he treats women really well and did I tell you he is really succesful. He yada yada yada. He is older though, mid-30's. He is looking for a nice girl
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So, there you go, will success win out over being ugly. Doubtful huh?
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Gals are mildly attractive, mid 20's.

Gal 1: Gal Y just broke up with BF, she is really bummed, yada yada

Gal 2: Hey, I have a friend, A, he has a great personality and is really successfull. He, is not so too bad looking, I will show you a picture

Gal 1: Not sure, how tall is he, she likes taller men

Gal 2: I don't know he is maybe 6 foot tall. But he has a great personality, he treats women really well and did I tell you he is really succesful. He yada yada yada. He is older though, mid-30's. He is looking for a nice girl

So, there you go, will success win out over being ugly. Doubtful huh?
Too bad for Anny...
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successful, the new euphemism for "cha-ching!"
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Would have been pretty awesome if she said "he's a little bit short but he has a Porsche".
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Gals are mildly attractive, mid 20's.

Gal 1: Gal Y just broke up with BF, she is really bummed, yada yada

Gal 2: Hey, I have a friend, A, he has a great personality and is really successfull. He, is not so too bad looking, I will show you a picture

Gal 1: Not sure, how tall is he, she likes taller men

Gal 2: I don't know he is maybe 6 foot tall. But he has a great personality, he treats women really well and did I tell you he is really succesful. He yada yada yada. He is older though, mid-30's. He is looking for a nice girl

So, there you go, will success win out over being ugly. Doubtful huh?
I thought you were going to go with, 'will success win out over being short? Doubtful'
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I thought you were going to go with, 'will success win out over being short? Doubtful'
Well, the way his personality and success was emphasized, he had to be really ugly, imo.
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Well, the way his personality and success was emphasized, he had to be really ugly, imo.
That's what I was thinking. Treats women really well = beta. Also, he's looking for a "nice girl", meaning he knows he can't nab a hottie.

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So, the girls are fat. Five Guys was the give away.

It's cool though because I like some types of fat girls. You know the ones with big boobs and butts and smaller waists.
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So, the girls are fat. Five Guys was the give away.

It's cool though because I like some types of fat girls.
Actually, they were not fat. NYC 25 year olds are rarely fat (and probably 7 and 6 on the NYC scale). One was very short though, maybe 4 feet 11. Thus, I found the height talk kind of funny.
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