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02-22-2012, 05:57 PM
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We need another Dating Thread!
So this is what happened. A couple weeks ago, I was out with friends at a ska show. At the end of the night, a girl comes up to me, and the following interaction occurs (paraphrased).
Her: "OMGWTFBBQ! That shirt is awesome!" (FTR, it's my go-to shirt for hipster dives) Me: "Thanks."  She goes back and talks with her friends, I talk with mine. 10 minutes later: Her: "Hey, can I get your number? We should meet up some time." Me: <Checks that she has boobs, she's attractive and think she will be when I'm not drunk, types in real number> "Here you go." Her: "Awesome. I'll hit you up." Me: <Insert playful jackass joke> Her:  30 minutes later, she's texting me. I'm bored on the way back to my apartment and go with it. The next night, I get booty texted (booty calls are SO 2010). I was passed out already.  A few days later, we work out meeting up close to my neighborhood, and she bails out last minute. It's already 9:30 at this point, so now I've essentially wasted my night (Thursday) and can't really start something now. She wants to reschedule, except this time in her neighborhood. What is the proper course of action here, AO?
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02-22-2012, 06:02 PM
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Ska show was the first mistake...
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02-22-2012, 06:17 PM
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She's a hooker. She wants to meet closer to her pimp.
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#9
02-22-2012, 06:26 PM
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It's a joke gone wrong. She was saying 'nice shirt', sarcastically, but was out of red font. Now she's just toying with you. Don't lose a kidney.
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