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View Poll Results: You crazy foo?
1 8 15.69%
2 7 13.73%
3 9 17.65%
4 5 9.80%
5 3 5.88%
6 3 5.88%
7 3 5.88%
8 3 5.88%
9 1 1.96%
10 1 1.96%
11 1 1.96%
12 0 0%
13 0 0%
14 0 0%
15 0 0%
16 0 0%
17 2 3.92%
18 0 0%
19 0 0%
20 2 3.92%
Dunno 2 3.92%
42 1 1.96%
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Old 03-21-2012, 12:46 PM
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You hear about the viagra-driven sex marathon that killed a Russian dude? That's how I want to go, with 15 women of my choosing.
he only had 2 women.

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Old 03-21-2012, 12:48 PM
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You hear about the viagra-driven sex marathon that killed a Russian dude? That's how I want to go, with 15 women of my choosing.
Poked to death. Got it.
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Old 03-21-2012, 12:51 PM
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Poked to death. Got it.
poking to death i get. him being poked to death? i don't want to know what them womenz was poking him with!
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ditka wants to get boned to death by a Russian dude hopped up on Viagra?
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Old 03-21-2012, 12:59 PM
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Old 03-21-2012, 01:01 PM
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What if I'd like to be sexually promiscuous, but I can't close the deal?
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What if I'd like to be sexually promiscuous, but I can't close the deal?
call me?
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Old 03-21-2012, 01:02 PM
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If one of the key traights is lying, won't the psycopaths know enough not to give a high answer in this thread / to this pole?
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Old 03-21-2012, 01:02 PM
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Psychopaths tend to tear people apart

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Old 03-21-2012, 01:03 PM
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call me?
you can teach me the ways?
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