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Old 04-14-2012, 08:59 PM
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Default The Donkey Says "Hee Haw!"

My two-year-old niece's first complete sentence to me.
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I am not making this up.
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Old 04-14-2012, 09:00 PM
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Next, teach her how to say "murder-suicide."
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Old 04-14-2012, 09:41 PM
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Next, tell her to stay in the kitchen. Or be a sahm
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Old 04-14-2012, 09:49 PM
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We've got a farm "see and say" toy that says that too. If she didn't learn it there, she might be the one to cultivate as caregiver in your old age, since she's smart enough to read the AO.
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Old 04-14-2012, 11:17 PM
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I think the dollar will crash irreparably by 2012.... bottom drops out of the dollar. ....Dollars are worthless, 401ks are bust, the markets are valueless...government assumes control over all industry and everything is nationalized by the end of 2012. - gomer_tree
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Is Sheba the godfather by any chance?
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