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Old 04-28-2012, 09:26 PM
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These are coming to men's room.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3GiEGPm-Ws
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God made sperm so more men would worship God.
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God made sperm so more men would worship God.
because god...resembles sperm?
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If they put these in the library there's no way we could keep the homeless out.
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I need one of these fo real.
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Old 04-29-2012, 12:29 AM
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I need one of these fo real.
A steady girlfriend/wife?
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A steady girlfriend/wife?
is that what these are called?
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You're mom has one of these.

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Would be funnier if it had a wig.

(or a toupee depending on your preference)
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I can just imagine the design team. I picture them, Five or six dudes from r&d, flushed and sprawled in the company lunchroom; disheveled and exhausted.

I can think of worse jobs
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