Uncuddling Wingman

[The Cuddling Wingman]

My friend has had a rough go recently. I was visiting his town and wanted to show him a good time. I bought him a Fifth of Crown and gave him some poker chips. After that was gone I could see that he could still use some enjoyment. So we hailed a cab to a Gentlemen's Club, where nice ladies have been known to cheer a man up. I paid his cover ($30) and then said the rest was up to him.

Fast forward to him getting taken to the back couch and me chillin watching the stage show. Girl after girl coming up and asking if I wanted to "make this an even better night" and various other lines. I just said, "I'm here with my friend just kinda making sure he survives this night". I still can't believe he drank an entire fifth in under three hours. Then this one stripper shows up and I don't remember her line but I said, "I'll just let you know now that you are better off talking to someone else about a lap dance". She got a look as if she was smelling ditka for the very first time and said, "Obviously" in the same tone and inflection that a 9th grade girl would say to her Dad that has ruined her world.

"Weird" I thought. I'm used to them being professional, I guess. I paid your cover, I'm buying drinks, I'm just here to watch, I'm nice enough to let you know that you don't need to waste time talking to me.

An hour or so later, where I'm pretty sure my friend was getting well taken care of somewhere in the vicinity, the same girl comes by again! Perhaps she noticed my wedding ring at some point and says, "I'm hotter than your wife" and I said, again, "You're really better off talking to someone else" to which she, again in the 9th grade girl voice, "F***ing f*ggot!" and storms off.

wtf

My 55 year old chain smoking cab driver lady said, "That's why she's not married" and also said she's never heard of such behavior, especially at a place with a $30 cover.

What do you think?

[Baby, ByeBye]

Who uses fagg*t as an insult nowadays.

[sneakerx]

Was she hotter than your wife?

[SamTheEagle]

Originally Posted by Baby, ByeBye

Who uses fagg*t as an insult nowadays.

Hookers?

[tometom]

You should have led her on. Let her sit down, talk to her. Then when she tries to seal the deal, say, "I gave all my cash to my buddy so he could have a good time, but it was fun talking to you."

[Loner]

Originally Posted by Baby, ByeBye

Who uses fagg*t as an insult nowadays.

Tripp Palin, apparently.

[Redhead]

Classy!

[IMP]

Sorry for that outburst.

[Arthur Kade]

Originally Posted by tometom

You should have led her on. Let her sit down, talk to her. Then when she tries to seal the deal, say, "I gave all my cash to my buddy so he could have a good time, but it was fun talking to you."

This

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[The Drunken Actuary]

Originally Posted by The Cuddling Wingman

My friend has had a rough go recently. I was visiting his town and wanted to show him a good time. I bought him a Fifth of Crown and gave him some poker chips. After that was gone I could see that he could still use some enjoyment. So we hailed a cab to a Gentlemen's Club, where nice ladies have been known to cheer a man up. I paid his cover ($30) and then said the rest was up to him.

Fast forward to him getting taken to the back couch and me chillin watching the stage show. Girl after girl coming up and asking if I wanted to "make this an even better night" and various other lines. I just said, "I'm here with my friend just kinda making sure he survives this night". I still can't believe he drank an entire fifth in under three hours. Then this one stripper shows up and I don't remember her line but I said, "I'll just let you know now that you are better off talking to someone else about a lap dance". She got a look as if she was smelling ditka for the very first time and said, "Obviously" in the same tone and inflection that a 9th grade girl would say to her Dad that has ruined her world.

"Weird" I thought. I'm used to them being professional, I guess. I paid your cover, I'm buying drinks, I'm just here to watch, I'm nice enough to let you know that you don't need to waste time talking to me.

An hour or so later, where I'm pretty sure my friend was getting well taken care of somewhere in the vicinity, the same girl comes by again! Perhaps she noticed my wedding ring at some point and says, "I'm hotter than your wife" and I said, again, "You're really better off talking to someone else" to which she, again in the 9th grade girl voice, "F***ing f*ggot!" and storms off.

wtf

My 55 year old chain smoking cab driver lady said, "That's why she's not married" and also said she's never heard of such behavior, especially at a place with a $30 cover.

What do you think?

In my experience at strip clubs, that attitude occurs a lot. Not sure why you are worried about. If I started a thread every time this happened to me at a strip club I'd start a thread every time I went to a club.