Leaving this here for DJZ

[erosewater]

How did we get to the point that "I can't be troubled to look downwards for a split second so if I sit in toilet water it's your fault" is a valid argument?

[Listeria]

Originally Posted by figure 8

* .75? What does that mean?!

it means minus twenty five percent

it's still something

[Keef]

one pilot's version:

Once upon a time, a Pilot asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?"

The Princess said, "No!!!"
And the Pilot lived happily ever after and flew jets all over the world and rode motorcycles and banged skinny long-legged big-titted broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to strip bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and lived on his yacht in Ft Lauderdale and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was frikin cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.









The end.

http://www.208cessna.com/2011/10/pilots-fairy-tale.html

[ShakeNBakes]

yeah, but don't pilots get paid a super shit wage?? how'd he buy a yacht?

[Keef]

did you buy that tow company yet?

[Guerilla poster]

Originally Posted by ShakeNBakes

yeah, but don't pilots get paid a super shit wage?? how'd he buy a yacht?

probably worked for a non American airline

[casact921]

Originally Posted by Listeria

Cute is nearly everyone's preference for hookups. Almost by definition, even. If it's not definition, it's science.

Originally Posted by erosewater

Cute? Alive with a suitably sized orifice

This little exchange here reminded me of a wetherobots comic. After looking it up, I realize it's not an exact match, but I think it's still worth the read. Funny stuff!

Spoiler:

http://www.chrisharding.net/wetherob...isinformed.jpg

[Abused Student]

Originally Posted by ShakeNBakes

yeah, but don't pilots get paid a super shit wage?? how'd he buy a yacht?

It is amazing when you are at 20,000 feet what people will do to keep you from turning the engines off. Wouldn't take long before you would be set.

[Agadefe]

I superglue the toilet seat up in all of my bathrooms. Partially because I don't want women using my bathroom, but mostly because I enjoy really uncomfortable shits.

[Agadefe]

In actuality the story would go more like this:

A man asked a beautiful princess to marry her and she said no.
She immediately burst into flame.
The end.