Corrupt a wish!

[Dismal Science]

Originally Posted by Smart Actuary

Granted but you lived on the moon.

I wish I was a CERA

Granted - but everyone believes it is a made up designation

I wish I had a pent house apartment

[Smart Actuary]

Originally Posted by Dismal Science

Granted - burnt chocolate chip cookies

I wish I could teleport

Granted but you got teleported to some Chinese city.

I wish I had huge biceps.

[Dismal Science]

Originally Posted by Smart Actuary

Granted but you got teleported to some Chinese city.

I wish I had huge biceps.

Granted - but it is a cancerous tumor

I wish I could throw a 100 mph fastball

[Stan]

Originally Posted by Smart Actuary

Granted but you lived on the moon.

I wish I was a CERA

granted, but you turn into me (haha!)

I wish my hair looked better.

[booger]

Originally Posted by Dismal Science

Granted - but everyone believes it is a made up designation

I wish I had a pent house apartment

Granted but it's in buffalo.

[Dismal Science]

Originally Posted by Stan

granted, but you turn into me (haha!)

I wish my hair looked better.

Granted - your pubic hair looks better

I wish I could give a great massage

[Dismal Science]

Originally Posted by AAABBBCCC

granted - your pubic hair will look better.

Damn it! Ninja'd

[Stan]

Originally Posted by Dismal Science

Damn it! Ninja'd

wow, that was creepy, took me a minute to figure out what happened.

[Baby, ByeBye]

Originally Posted by Dismal Science

Granted - your pubic hair looks better

I wish I could give a great massage

Granted. Your dad will enjoy it.

I wish I wished too much

[booger]

Originally Posted by Dismal Science

Granted - your pubic hair looks better

I wish I could give a great massage

Granted, but only old men let you touch them.

I wish I had a sense of style.