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Old 10-21-2004, 02:59 PM
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I'm looking for things like, "Hey Baby, let's increase the frequency of mixing our distributions." You get the point.
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"Are you into reading the ABCD reports?"
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Try this thread. http://www.actuary.ca/phpBB/viewtopic.php?t=18514
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Hey baby. Want to see my W-2?
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hey baby, wanna integrate my natual log?
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Can I see your GAAP?
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Old 10-21-2004, 04:35 PM
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"Are you into reading the ABCD reports?"
in my pants!
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I just tried that line and it didn't work. I don't know why not; I got turned on just reading it here.
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I'm a bad actuary -- even when everybody else is doing it discretely, I just can't help myself, I have to do it continuously!
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