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I really do seem to have anger issues that I should get looked into.....
PENNIES I hate you pennies, I hate you so very very very much. Oh, what's that Mr. Merchant, the cost is 20.01, do I have a penny, actually no, I threw my last pennies onto the street in a fit of rage once I'd accumulated 70 of them, so no I don't have one. And, how am I rewarded for not having a penny? With 9 more pennies! No matter how hard I fight to get rid of them, my only reward in the end, is getting even more of them, I hate you pennies, I hate you so very very much. I can try to get rid of you with every transaction, but as soon as I lose by nerve because of the long line, you just start ****ing in my wallet, that's the only explanation I've come up with for how a penny here and a penny there add up again in the course of a day to 70 pennies again! The cure for the national debt is to simply take whatever liquidity we do have left, and invest it in pennies, because if the way they behave in my wallet is any indication they will quadruple in number in mere hours.
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I am a scientist. I am sorry to disappoint you but I have never seen an elf or a troll. But who am I to exclude their existence? - Arni Bjoernsson You are stupid and evil and do not know you are stupid and evil. ... Dumb students are educated stupid. - timecube.com Usually while I'm reading, I'm actually thinking about...midgets riding toy horses - Roto |
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I should've mentioned that, I don't want the man tracking all my purchases. Also I find it generally takes longer.
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Got a strange spam e-mail at work from my personal yahoo address (yahoo is my 'private' e-mail (with pseudonym) and g-mail is my 'public' e-mail (with real name)). I can't change my password, as my work blocks yahoo e-mail, and my smartphone goes to the mobile site automatically, with no choice to NOT go to the mobile site, and the mobile site doesn't let you change password!!
I guess I'll move my 'private' e-mail (with pseudonym) to g-mail now. I've been meaning to switch. |
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What browser do you use on mobile?
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I have a one-minute job that needs to be run through the mainframe, but since it's so [expletive deleted] late the production jobs get priority, so my job is just sitting there...doing nothing...now, I have to come back tomorrow.
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good bye you little penny ****ers!But, also, there's this guy down the hall, new within the last month or so, has decided it's fun to leave the door open sometimes while carrying on conversations so that everyone can hear. It's a surprisingly quite building, other than this guy, I may have to have a chat in the coming weeks.
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Can you take notes? Asked of two meeting attendees.
A week later, there are no notes. I can't lead the damn meeting and take notes, I need someone else to be capable to taking notes, otherwise there's no value in you coming at all.
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