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Old 05-19-2011, 12:06 PM
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I would be cool if Jennifer Lopez had a brother named Sylvester.
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If Ivana Trump married Neild Diamond, she'd be Ivana Diamond
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If Ivana Trump married Neild Diamond, she'd be Ivana Diamond
I hear she's dating Herman Humpalot.
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My daughter isn't even 11 yet and she has bigger boobs than my wife.
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Old 05-22-2011, 11:19 PM
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So she got your genetics?
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So she got your genetics?
Yes.
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Old 05-25-2011, 11:03 PM
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I have been more productive around the house in the last 2 weeks than I think I have for the rest of the year combined...
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asynchronous games

decision-making with long feedback loops

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sources

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I really hate it when underwriters bring pictures of their grand kids by my cubicle and I have to pretend to care.
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I really hate it when undercover cops pretend to be underwriters to give people the "pedo test". The non pedo's are always complaining.
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