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Old 10-15-2011, 08:27 PM
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I think they may use "Def homo"
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Old 10-15-2011, 10:21 PM
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Dat funny.
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Old 10-18-2011, 11:39 AM
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I wonder what compels people to wear capri pants and sandals when it is 45 degree and rainy out.....summer's over. Let go.
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Old 10-18-2011, 11:55 AM
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So I went to the men's room to do my business. I notice one of the stall doors is closed but there are no visible feet or legs. There is clearly a shadow so I wonder, is there someone in there and if so, what are they doing? Next thing I know, someone starts pulling down tons and tons of toilet paper, the flush, more tp, and flush again. So WTF? Legs folded indian style sitting on the john?
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Do any paraplegics work at your office?
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Or jedi's?
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Old 10-18-2011, 12:01 PM
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Or Criss Angel?
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Do any paraplegics work at your office?
Not to my knowledge and there were no wheelchairs or crutches in the area either.

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Or jedi's?
That would be awesome!
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Old 10-20-2011, 07:58 AM
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They shot and killed a bunch of the animals rather than capturing them. WTF?
I mistakenly thought it was in the captions thread.
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"au jus" means "with sauce". I therefore die a little bit when I see or hear that a sandwich is offered "with au jus sauce".



"with 'with sauce' sauce"



It's like Sheldon, upon Penny's statement that her check engine light might be broken, asking, "Is there a Check Check Engine Light Light?" except his is perfectly logical and grammatical.
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