Random thoughts

[LoneGirl]

Cheerio eats alot of chocolate.....

[yanz]

Does an oatmeal raisin cookie count as breakfast?

[LoneGirl]

Originally Posted by yanz

Does an oatmeal raisin cookie count as breakfast?

Hey, if a donut covered in chocolate can be considered breakfast, then a cookie can be breakfast too.

[yanz]

Originally Posted by LoneGirl

Hey, if a donut covered in chocolate can be considered breakfast, then a cookie can be breakfast too.

I like that logic. I'm going to go ahead and eat the other half of the cookie now.

[Wannabe Actuary]

and hey, it's got milk and eggs in it...sounds like breakfast to me

[Browncoat]

Am I the only one that thinks that, on leap years, Valentine's Day and Talk Like a Pirate Day should coincide?

Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day
(We came up with these in an effort to interest The Other Dave (Letterman) in TLAPD. His staff liked 'em, but alas, his show was"dark" the week of Sept. 19.)

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
8. Come on up and see me urchins.
7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?
4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.
2. Well blow me down?
1. Prepare to be boarded.

Bonus pickup lines (when the ones above don't work, as they often won't)
They don’t call me Long John because my head is so big.

You’re drinking a Salty Dog? How’d you like to try the real thing?
Wanna shiver me timbers?
I’ve sailed the seven seas, and you’re the sleekest schooner I’ve ever sighted.
Brwaack! Polly want a cracker? … Oh, wait. That’s for Talk Like a PARROT Day.
That’s the finest pirate booty I’ve ever laid eyes on.
Let's get together and haul some keel.
That’s some treasure chest you’ve got there.

Top Ten Pickup Lines for the Lady Pirates

10. What are YOU doing here?
9. Is that a belayin' pin in yer britches, or are ye ... (this one is never completed)
8. Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad!
7. So, tell me, why do they call ye, "Cap'n Feathersword?"
6. That's quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard!
5. Aye, I guarantee ye, I've had a twenty percent decrease in me "lice ratio!"
4. I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs!
3. C'mon, lad, shiver me timbers!
2. RAMMING SPEED!
1. You. Pants Off. Now!

[Browncoat]

Originally Posted by yanz

Does an oatmeal raisin cookie count as breakfast?

It must, because it sure doesn't count as a cookie!

[Gandalf]

Originally Posted by yanz

Does an oatmeal raisin cookie count as breakfast?

[tan]My daughter, who is active and not overweight, is really into oatmeal raisin cookies these days. I suggested my wife should make some grits raisin cookies for variety, but neither wife nor daughter thinks that's a good idea.[/tan]

[JMO]

Originally Posted by yanz

Does an oatmeal raisin cookie count as breakfast?

According to my "I Hate to Housekeep Book" it's OK, but better if you add a hard-boiled egg.

[Cheerio]

Originally Posted by LoneGirl

Cheerio eats alot of chocolate.....

Guilty!