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Carol Marler, FSA, MAAA, A Dedicated Actuary Just My Opinion (Although this statement is my opinion, and I am an actuary, it's still not a statement of actuarial opinion, and you really shouldn't rely on it.) Updated quotes Apr 4: Spoiler: |
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#973
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I heard that I'll be too drunk to care
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#975
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I knew a guy who kept statistics on the color mix in each bag he bought. And he really liked chocolate, so he compiled a lot of data.
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Carol Marler, FSA, MAAA, A Dedicated Actuary Just My Opinion (Although this statement is my opinion, and I am an actuary, it's still not a statement of actuarial opinion, and you really shouldn't rely on it.) Updated quotes Apr 4: Spoiler: |
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Not likely, something tells me this guy doesn't get out much.
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#979
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I wonder why, when someone says they are leaving your company for another job, people say "congratulations!". I think something like "we'll miss you" seems more appropriate. Saying "congratulations" seems to imply "congrats on your new job because this place sucks!"
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#980
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Usually people switch jobs because they're looking for something better, so "congratulations" would apply |
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