Getting hit on at FullTilt

[Y2Mozz]

kpxlilbryan (Observer): nico robin u a girl?
Nico Robin: yeah
Colorada Kid: shes practical
kpxlilbryan (Observer): do u look like ur avatar
kpxlilbryan (Observer): haha
Nico Robin: haha i wish
kpxlilbryan (Observer): if u do i would bang u
kpxlilbryan (Observer): lol
Nico Robin: thx lol
kpxlilbryan (Observer): u have aim?
Nico Robin: nope
Dealer: Nico Robin wins the pot ($16)
Dealer: Hand #138208715
kpxlilbryan (Observer): what size are ur breasts
robin?
Nico Robin: shh
kpxlilbryan (Observer): lol
kpxlilbryan (Observer): we wanna know
kpxlilbryan (Observer): i wanna knwo

TWO MINUTES LATER:

kpxlilbryan (Observer): NIco Robin lets f.uck
kpxlilbryan (Observer): lol

Comedy Gold.

[IMP]

well, with all due respect, nico robin has nice hair, great skin, a decent face, and huge boobies!

[tommie frazier]

Originally Posted by I MUST PASS

well, with all due respect, nico robin has nice hair, great skin, a decent face, and huge boobies!

pictures? proof? I think we can all decide on this!

yeah, I love the "do you look like your picture" sweet talk. at least this dude delivered the punchline (tasteless as it is).

[fallout]

It's funnier when they hit on the standard avatar pictures at party poker.

[Dooby Scoo]

My Shana Hiatt avatar on Stars gets a lot of action.

Them: "Dooby, who's that, she's hot"

Dooby: "ty"

[MountainHawk]

My favorite experience using a female FT avatar:


Hawk gets xy in LP, and I open limp, SB calls, BB checks.

Flop comes xxy. SB checks, BB checks, I bet, SB folds, BB raises.

Then BB says something to the effect of

'Hey there sweetie, that's called a check raise. It usually means a strong hand, so you should probably just fold.' I reraised him, he pushed, I called, and his Ax was no good.

[douglan]

Originally Posted by MountainHawk

My favorite experience using a female FT avatar:


Hawk gets xy in LP, and I open limp, SB calls, BB checks.

Flop comes xxy. SB checks, BB checks, I bet, SB folds, BB raises.

Then BB says something to the effect of

'Hey there sweetie, that's called a check raise. It usually means a strong hand, so you should probably just fold.' I reraised him, he pushed, I called, and his Ax was no good.

Did Cohete aplogize for his sexist remarks? Or was taking all his chips enough of an apology?

Originally Posted by douglan

Did Cohete aplogize for his sexist remarks? Or was taking all his chips enough of an apology?

Cohete sure does apologize a lot, doesn't he?

[douglan]

Originally Posted by lawfi5h

Cohete sure does apologize a lot, doesn't he?

Well, he is as sorry a poker player as the world has ever known...

[Cohete009]

Originally Posted by lawfi5h

Cohete sure does apologize a lot, doesn't he?

Cohete will apologize after taking all of someone's chips.

"Sorry, you broke rule #1. Now your chips are gone".

Hey Tri, remember that drunk fool in vegas? He learned the hard way at that no limit table.