Who wants to be President?

[Guerilla poster]

http://drudgereport.com/urgent.htm

This might be Paddyboy's big chance.

[Meshuga]

i think i found my shot at my 15 minutes of fame

[Mel Gibson]

Hey, this might be the chance I've been waiting for. Move over Bush! Make way for an Aussie.

[NoName]

I think the article did say something about having to meet the constitutional requirements...

Originally Posted by Mel Gibson

Hey, this might be the chance I've been waiting for. Move over Bush! Make way for an Aussie.

[Aaron Brachowitz]

And we could have electronic town hall meetings! Oh wait, we've heard that before.

[Meshuga]

Originally Posted by Mel Gibson

Hey, this might be the chance I've been waiting for. Move over Bush! Make way for an Aussie.

weren't you born in the us and moved down under at a young age? maybe there's a loophole in there were you'll be able to meet the natural born citizen requirement.

[Mel Gibson]

Originally Posted by Meshuga

weren't you born in the us and moved down under at a young age? maybe there's a loophole in there were you'll be able to meet the natural born citizen requirement.

That might be the case. But if there's anyone who thinks I'm not eligible to be President, I'll impale them with the American flag! Isn't that right, Homer Simpson?

[moj]

Moderator - "Moj, have you ever tried wacky weed?"

Moj - "H E double hockey sticks yeah .... and I was man enough to inhale as well"

Moderator - "What do you feel our foreign policy should be concerning Iraq?"

Moj - "Bomb the heck outta them!"

Moderator - "Do you feel we need get support from the U.N.?

Moj - "LOL.... you wus! Who cares what the U.N. thinks?"

Moderator - "Don't you see the need to have universal support?"

Moj - "The only thing universal I need is a remote. What are we worried about? Is France going to refuse to send us Champaigne? I think we can do without their support."

Moderator - "Do you feel that we finished the job against Bin Ladin?"

Moj - "How would I know. They all look alike over there. We may never know if he's dead."

Moderator - "What would you do to make sure we finish the job?"

Moj - "I thought I already told you that we should bomb them."

Moderator - "No, you said we should bomb Iraq."

Moj - "What is the difference?"

Moderator - "Are you saying that all Arab countries are our enemies?"

Moj - "You're really starting to tick me off, tough guy!

Moderator - "Cool off moj. You must maintain decorum if you want to be president."

Moj - "I don't care about any of this. I just want to score with Chicks"

[Han Solo]

I think I know who I'm voting for now.

[Polly Nomial]

As long as they don't host the show in Florida!