What is the ratio...

hotkarl · #1 12-05-2005, 09:20 AM

of how far it is from the back corner of a "Target" compared with how long it seems when you have a two year old screaming "MY BIG BALLS" repeatedly?

Tim>< · #2 12-05-2005, 09:21 AM

Is there an RN coming? Otherwise, I'm lost.

The Drunken Actuary. · #3 12-05-2005, 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Tim><

Is there an RN coming? Otherwise, I'm lost.

Apparently he was embarrassed about the content of his two year olds screams as he walked all the way through target. Would have seemed like a shorter walk sans the screams.

The Drunken Actuary. · #4 12-05-2005, 09:37 AM

BTW, I know some folks on another board that will jump all over you if you admit to allowing a two year old to scream in a store. They are all amazing parents who's kids never acted up. Even the ones without kids are better parents. It's amazing.

tommie frazier · #5 12-05-2005, 10:35 AM

i love stories like this.

UNCORRELATED LAY · #6 12-05-2005, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by hotkarl

of how far it is from the back corner of a "Target" compared with how long it seems when you have a two year old screaming "MY BIG BALLS" repeatedly?

Thanks for coming out. My son (just under two) cannot go into any store that has anything that might resemble a ball, without shouting out.

But then again, I think it is amazin that he can spot a ball for 300 yards away. He has some sort of radar for Balls and Dogs.

SamTheEagle · #7 12-05-2005, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by The Drunken Actuary.

BTW, I know some folks on another board that will jump all over you if you admit to allowing a two year old to scream in a store. They are all amazing parents who's kids never acted up. Even the ones without kids are better parents. It's amazing.

My mom would threaten to pull down my pants and spank me in front of the whole store. That usually shut me up pretty quick. Penn Dutch ladies don't take crap from their kids.