Stalking

[Pi Man]

Mr. Grim got me thinking.... I like to try new things (see? i used that pesky shift key!), and was thinking i might like to try my hand at stalking. i'm just not sure how to get started... here are some basic questions...

who can i stalk?
how should i start?
can i do this part time? i have a job and a family, not to mention a posting habit, and not a lot of free time....

any volunteers?

[Pillow]

I've already got my own stalkee. He doesn't seem to mind. Not sure if I have a stalker...not sure if I want one though either. :P

[Mr. Penguin]

You know Pi, I know you're kidding, but seriously speaking, I have been stalked and it's just about the scariest time of my life that i ever went through. Today, I would call the police, but then I just felt very weird being a guy stalked by a woman. She'd show up wherever I went, call my house at all hours of the night and oftentimes be sitting in her car at the other end of the street when I left my house in the morning. And it all went on for almost six months.......jeeeeez

But let's get back to your post.....

Originally Posted by Pi Man

who can i stalk?
how should i start?
can i do this part time? i have a job and a family, not to mention a posting habit, and not a lot of free time....

Aren't you already stalking 42? It seems whenever I see him/her post, you're right there with him/her. Oh, and I think you've already started.....

[Barbie]

The best stalkers are those like me - ones who never shut their eyes.

[Pi Man]

Mr. P - back off, man, yer killin me.... deep breaths, and go back to bed


Barbie - i've had the toothpicks in the eyes for two days now.... is this turning you on?

[42]

And the stalker becomes the stalkee ... BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA