My love is discrete (song)

[seanner]

Hey all, I wrote this song about my stats prof a while back, I figure some people might get a laugh out of it. It's called "My Love is Discrete".


http://www.files.bz/files/2010/discrete.mp3 Here's the link ... you may have to click on "save as..", or maybe it's just my comp.

Here are some lyrics:

Oh professor, I've got a confession
With discrete mathematics I've got an obsession
Oh cutie Rudie, can I ask you a question
Oh please pretty professor, won't you teach me a lesson

Teach me how to pick and choose
About ones and twos
About stacks and queues

Six ways of rolling a seven
and one in eighteen says you'll throw an eleven

My heart races every time we meet
But it's not for you. My love, my love is discrete

Sometimes in math and in life you've got to make a selection
'Cause you can point your zero vector any direction
Mathematics majors make me melt with affection
Incorrectly counting combinations causes depression

Professor, I can not decipher your codes now
So tell me: what's the nearest neighbour in this network of nodes now?

My heart races every time we meet
But it's not for you. My love, my love is discrete


enjoy

[Mobile Actuary]

Good lyrics. I'm not checking out the sound on my work puter.