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Old 12-04-2006, 10:52 AM
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Children's toys that are no fun and are marketed only to parents because they don't make a mess. E.g. "Tyler, why don't you draw a nice picture on your Washables."
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Old 12-04-2006, 11:37 AM
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and in the last half hour there must have been eight commercial breaks and they came every 5 minutes!
I'm fairly certain that's impossible. And that annoys me.
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Old 12-04-2006, 11:42 AM
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I'm annoyed I rent out a bedroom to a pilot who eats my bananas, drinks the last of my coffee (and doesn't buy more), walks on the carpet in the house in red clay muddy shoes, and has the awe to browse rush limbaugh, and porn on my computer all in the same thought process, and pay $100 less in rent because he was with his family for a week at a wedding (without even asking).

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Old 12-04-2006, 11:54 AM
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I'm annoyed I rent out a bedroom to a pilot who eats my bananas, drinks the last of my coffee (and doesn't buy more), walks on the carpet in the house in red clay muddy shoes, and has the awe to browse rush limbaugh, and porn on my computer all in the same thought process, and pay $100 less in rent because he was with his family for a week at a wedding (without even asking).

Jerk! I think you can promote this to angry thoughts. For this part..

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drinks the last of my coffee (and doesn't buy more)
I think you need Terry Tate, Office Linebacker to swing by your place and lay down the law.

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Old 12-04-2006, 11:57 AM
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and pay $100 less in rent because he was with his family for a week at a wedding (without even asking).
Huh? I don't think mortgage companies let you pay less when you go on vacation during the month. That's bs, I'd make him pay in full.
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Old 12-04-2006, 12:02 PM
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and pay $100 less in rent because he was with his family for a week at a wedding (without even asking).
Huh? I don't think mortgage companies let you pay less when you go on vacation during the month. That's bs, I'd make him pay in full.
Well, it's a rental, not a mortgage. If he completely moved out for the week so that you could rent the room to someone else, then he could argue for the $100 discount. If he left his crap in your room, then he was still renting it for the week.
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Old 12-04-2006, 12:22 PM
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Huh? I don't think mortgage companies let you pay less when you go on vacation during the month. That's bs, I'd make him pay in full.
Well, it's a rental, not a mortgage. If he completely moved out for the week so that you could rent the room to someone else, then he could argue for the $100 discount. If he left his crap in your room, then he was still renting it for the week.
He left it but you would have to remember I would have to advertise to find a "replacement".

The bedroom in my house is his home away from home. He actually lives in Memphis and is married with a child. But he works where I live so he can get his flight time. I already offer him super cheap rent so a decrease of $100 is about 40% of his overall rent. I feel bad cause' I know they're just scraping by for the moment but not bad enough to be screwed.
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Old 12-04-2006, 12:35 PM
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I'm annoyed I rent out a bedroom to a pilot who eats my bananas, drinks the last of my coffee (and doesn't buy more), walks on the carpet in the house in red clay muddy shoes, and has the awe to browse rush limbaugh, and porn on my computer all in the same thought process, and pay $100 less in rent because he was with his family for a week at a wedding (without even asking).

That's effed up no matter how you slice it.
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