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Old 12-04-2006, 12:40 PM
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Well, it's a rental, not a mortgage. If he completely moved out for the week so that you could rent the room to someone else, then he could argue for the $100 discount. If he left his crap in your room, then he was still renting it for the week.
He left it but you would have to remember I would have to advertise to find a "replacement".

The bedroom in my house is his home away from home. He actually lives in Memphis and is married with a child. But he works where I live so he can get his flight time. I already offer him super cheap rent so a decrease of $100 is about 40% of his overall rent. I feel bad cause' I know they're just scraping by for the moment but not bad enough to be screwed.
Only one thing left for you to do....tell him his wife is going to need to perform "certain" favors to you in return. About 2 nights worth should even out the cost.
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In the Snow Patrol song, Chasing Cars, he sings "If I lay here, if I just lay here, would you lie with me......"

(1) The correct word is lie
(2) Why does he get it right the third time and not the first two?
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He left it but you would have to remember I would have to advertise to find a "replacement".

The bedroom in my house is his home away from home. He actually lives in Memphis and is married with a child. But he works where I live so he can get his flight time. I already offer him super cheap rent so a decrease of $100 is about 40% of his overall rent. I feel bad cause' I know they're just scraping by for the moment but not bad enough to be screwed.
Only one thing left for you to do....tell him his wife is going to need to perform "certain" favors to you in return. About 2 nights worth should even out the cost.
2 NIGHTS!!!

Wow, what is she like Jenna Jameson or something? Is this the Bunny Ranch? Are we in Vegas?

In my town, a 100 bucks 'll get ya a full week.

For a common woman, don't settle for less.
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I'm annoyed by that new song "Fergulicious". Not only is the song itself annoying, but what really annoys me is the fact that throughout the song they misspell the word "tasty". Bad spelling annoys me!
That new Will Smith movie is called "pursuit of happyness"

I'm so confused--is this for a reason, or a genuine spelling error that they missed? Or something in between. If the latter, what's the "in between"?????
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Sounds like a good idea. The really bad thing about it though is I feel like I need to use one of those disinfecting wipes whenever I hop the computer now. Its funny how he prides himself on values but his actions speak louder than his words.
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He left it but you would have to remember I would have to advertise to find a "replacement".

The bedroom in my house is his home away from home. He actually lives in Memphis and is married with a child. But he works where I live so he can get his flight time. I already offer him super cheap rent so a decrease of $100 is about 40% of his overall rent. I feel bad cause' I know they're just scraping by for the moment but not bad enough to be screwed.
Only one thing left for you to do....tell him his wife is going to need to perform "certain" favors to you in return. About 2 nights worth should even out the cost.
I would obviously have to see what she looks like in the nude first before I could accept that arrangement.
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Sounds like a good idea. The really bad thing about it though is I feel like I need to use one of those disinfecting wipes whenever I hop the computer now. Its funny how he prides himself on values but his actions speak louder than his words.
Wait, is internet porn somehow wrong?
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Sounds like a good idea. The really bad thing about it though is I feel like I need to use one of those disinfecting wipes whenever I hop the computer now. Its funny how he prides himself on values but his actions speak louder than his words.
Wait, is internet porn somehow wrong?
in general, no
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Sounds like a good idea. The really bad thing about it though is I feel like I need to use one of those disinfecting wipes whenever I hop the computer now. Its funny how he prides himself on values but his actions speak louder than his words.
Wait, is internet porn somehow wrong?
To his wife it probably is.
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