Annoyed Thoughts...

[IHateExams]

Originally Posted by dinosaur

He left it but you would have to remember I would have to advertise to find a "replacement".

The bedroom in my house is his home away from home. He actually lives in Memphis and is married with a child. But he works where I live so he can get his flight time. I already offer him super cheap rent so a decrease of $100 is about 40% of his overall rent. I feel bad cause' I know they're just scraping by for the moment but not bad enough to be screwed.

Only one thing left for you to do....tell him his wife is going to need to perform "certain" favors to you in return. About 2 nights worth should even out the cost.

[Polly Nomial]

In the Snow Patrol song, Chasing Cars, he sings "If I lay here, if I just lay here, would you lie with me......"

(1) The correct word is lie
(2) Why does he get it right the third time and not the first two?

[llcooljabe]

Originally Posted by Frenchie

earaches in both ears on my birthday.

Happy birthday!

[ressap maxe]

Originally Posted by IHateExams

Only one thing left for you to do....tell him his wife is going to need to perform "certain" favors to you in return. About 2 nights worth should even out the cost.

2 NIGHTS!!!

Wow, what is she like Jenna Jameson or something? Is this the Bunny Ranch? Are we in Vegas?

In my town, a 100 bucks 'll get ya a full week.

For a common woman, don't settle for less.

[llcooljabe]

Originally Posted by LoneGirl

I'm annoyed by that new song "Fergulicious". Not only is the song itself annoying, but what really annoys me is the fact that throughout the song they misspell the word "tasty". Bad spelling annoys me!

That new Will Smith movie is called "pursuit of happyness"

I'm so confused--is this for a reason, or a genuine spelling error that they missed? Or something in between. If the latter, what's the "in between"?????

[dinosaur]

Originally Posted by SamTheEagle

Send his internet history to his wife.

Sounds like a good idea. The really bad thing about it though is I feel like I need to use one of those disinfecting wipes whenever I hop the computer now. Its funny how he prides himself on values but his actions speak louder than his words.

[dinosaur]

Originally Posted by IHateExams

Only one thing left for you to do....tell him his wife is going to need to perform "certain" favors to you in return. About 2 nights worth should even out the cost.

I would obviously have to see what she looks like in the nude first before I could accept that arrangement.

[Kaia]

Originally Posted by dinosaur

Sounds like a good idea. The really bad thing about it though is I feel like I need to use one of those disinfecting wipes whenever I hop the computer now. Its funny how he prides himself on values but his actions speak louder than his words.

Wait, is internet porn somehow wrong?

[Wannabe Actuary]

Originally Posted by Kaia

Wait, is internet porn somehow wrong?

in general, no
on someone else's computer...yes

[SamTheEagle]

Originally Posted by Kaia

Wait, is internet porn somehow wrong?

To his wife it probably is.