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Old 12-04-2006, 02:15 PM
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Oh come on. I bet she'd prefer he look at porn than find a girlfriend while he's away from her.
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Wait, is internet porn somehow wrong?
To his wife it probably is.
it's not like his wife is in the next room that he can be with her...she's hundred of miles away
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Old 12-04-2006, 02:19 PM
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Maybe he's actually looking at his wife...in which case you can figure out what she looks like naked
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Old 12-04-2006, 02:27 PM
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Annoying: electronic gadget gifts, with 'batteries not included'.

Annoying also: batteries with 'electronic gadgets not included'.
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Old 12-04-2006, 02:27 PM
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Maybe he's actually looking at his wife...in which case you can figure out what she looks like naked
If he has the bollucks to touch the keyboard after Porny McCheapskate is done with it.
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Wait, is internet porn somehow wrong?
in general, no
on someone else's computer...yes
agreed.

the original intent of allowing him computer access was to see what flights he can jump seat on for the weekend online instead of calling the airlines. now browsing the internet is part of his daily routine.

i'm pretty sure he's going to this specific site because the address is always in the address memory after he logs online and the only way it can be there is if you actaully type it in. i can see all the places he goes not that i try (he just clogs up my interenet addresses).

i should just leave a victoria secret magazine in his bathroom instead.
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Old 12-04-2006, 02:44 PM
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Hmmm. I posted in a thread about annoyances, and looked at page two to see it is discussing internet porn. I guess I'm going to need to learn how to keep up with the evolving thread topic. I think I'll get it right next time...
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Old 12-04-2006, 04:16 PM
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Wait, so he cuts his monthly rent 40% for leaving the room unoccupied less than 25% of the month?

Tell him he owes you $100.
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Wait, so he cuts his monthly rent 40% for leaving the room unoccupied less than 25% of the month?

Tell him he owes you $100.
I didn't make this connection, I had assumed $100 was approx. 25% of the rent. Even if you do agree with the fact that he should be able to rub off a weeks worth of rent, he owes you money. If $100 is about 40%, he pays roughly $250 a month. Gone for a week, he would only be able to knock off $60. That man owes you at least a keg.
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