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I hate when I double-click something but the computer processes the clicks too slowly and thinks I want to rename it ... yeah, I really want to rename my floppy disk drive, thanks.
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I just had to drive home in about 7 inches of snow, but that's not what annoys me. What really annoys me are the people who refuse to slow down, or who ride really close on your bumper. They apparently haven't heard that you are supposed to allow extra room between you and other cars! There were a couple of times where I felt like I might slide, and some idiot was right on my butt. If you'd just have some patience and give everyone room, we'd all get home safely!
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So I was driving home last night in this fine new powder, and who do I come upon but some chick in a slowmobile! Man, I had to ride right on her bumper so I could get around her faster. If you idiots who don't know how to drive in the snow all want to get in one lane and have your slow party without me, fine. Just don't be blocking my left lane because you think I need to go slower. I tapped her a couple of times to see if she'd skid out of the way, but no luck.
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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other. Last edited by Kaia; 02-07-2007 at 02:35 PM.. Reason: Fatty got in my way and I didn't want him to think I was requesting he continue his story of attempted vehicular manslaughter |
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It must have been me. Somebody did zip around me out in Greenwood, where highway 135 has just one lane in each direction.
Several years ago, in Charlotte, we (hubby and I) were on the freeway right after a rare snow-fall. One guy zipped past us, hit a slippery patch and spun out. I held my breath until we were past him. Fortunately, there were no injuries that I know of, except to the other driver's pride.
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Who invented wind? I'd like to give them a talking to.
Was it Thomas Edison, maybe? I know he invented a lot of stuff.
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Redundancy annoys me.
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