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Old 11-28-2006, 09:55 AM
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It's not hard. She rights prety good on her own.

http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/...tatement_x.htm

She released this statement upon hearing of Robert Altman's death. Her statement is like her appearance. It starts out fine, but gets worse and worse as she goes along.
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Old 11-28-2006, 10:06 AM
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That's good. "I am lucky enough to of been able...."
I never liked Lindsay Lohan. Now I just have one more reason to make fun of her.
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Old 11-28-2006, 10:14 AM
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"If I can do anything for those who are in a very hard time right now, as I'm one of them with hearing this news, please take advantage of the fact that I'm just a phone call away.
She's just a phone call away?

Although, it could be a trick, because I've never exactly been "in a hard time."
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I don't care if she is illiterate or worships the devil. I just want to see her crab walk naked.
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If I were guessing, I would say she started that note sober. At the end...not so much.
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I don't care if she is illiterate or worships the devil. I just want to see her crab walk naked.
My guess if you see her naked you can see the crabs walk...
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