I’m sure the CAS doesn’t exclusively target birthday dinners. I’m sure there are plenty of other events you could probably get set up that they would decide to release your results for. Maybe you could be the maid/matron of honor or best man for a friend’s impromptu wedding that is suddenly scheduled for Friday. I bet we could come up with a pretty exhaustive list on here. Once we get those events figured out we’ll have them releasing exam results within a week of everyone taking the exams!
I’d appreciate it more if they said we’ll get them next week. See, instead of saying they are further cutting study period short for candidates, they say, good news about 6u and 8. We’ve delivered.